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#1 pkozukova

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Posted 30 January 2015 - 10:36 AM

Guys,

 

Let`s have some laugh...

 

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."


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Posted 30 January 2015 - 12:35 PM

England is a lovely place to live


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Posted 30 January 2015 - 12:53 PM

England is a lovely place to live

Hahaaa - nice one. I love London by the way, it is a nice place, but not to live there, just to visit from time to time :)


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Posted 02 February 2015 - 12:50 PM

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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Posted 03 February 2015 - 11:56 AM

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"



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Posted 03 April 2015 - 09:48 AM

I have one political, about corruption:

 

President of western country invited the President of some eastern state and when they had a walk, he showed him his house and then one modern bridge, and said: ''Do you see that bridge? After we finished this bridge, there was 10% of material and resources left, so we built a house for a president from that leftover. Pretty efficient dont you think?''

Eastern President of impressed.

After some time, Eastern President invited Western President to come visit his country. When he arrived, eastern president showed him his house, which was a large palace with statues, pool, many rooms.Western president was impressed, then eastern president took him to some canyon, and said:

 

Eastern President: Do you see that bridge?

Western President: No

Eastern President: Exactly.


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